Shiyeet, uy. Suya ko da. Akong tupad naay ka-iring-iring. Bahala'g gapuwa ang mata sa iyang ekal... at least, naay ni-pansin niya, di ba?  

  Ugh, dear readers, if you only know just how much I have revised this post before publishing! I am actually trying to be more careful of my words for fear of castigation lest my former foes or newfound one would just spring up from the dead and use this piece of article against me. Ah, this talent of mine with words.... this has put me into so many troubles a lot of times!

Howell, I guess as long as this date that I am talking about here would unfortunately get to read this article, I'd be doing just fine... for now. One of the disadvantages of the smallness of this world.

Bear me my rantings, folks, it's just that there are times that you come across people so incredulous you'd almost puke! He's like the pushiest and ugliest guy I have ever met. Not that I discriminate pushy or ugly guys.

There are certain times where aggressiveness can be such an adorable trait in a man (if you know what I mean, ehehehe). And ugly is not the correct term at times, "exotic" is the better way to put it.

I do will discriminate when they are combined together in a guy!

It was like as if he was making, what we would call in Cebuano "tingub". Yadz, murag gusto niyang i-todo na lang jud tanan ba kay basin dili na siya mahatagan ug laing higayon. Sige fine, so we've exchanged phone numbers but it could not even be considered an exchange of text messages since almost all sappy messages and daily miss calls came from him and none from me (because of course, I'm saving for mah baby). I seriously didn't remember who he exactly was until our common friend pointed it out to me.

First date, movie. Okay, so he made me pay for my own ticket, still bearable since of course the poor guy is still in his fifth year of school. I also do not expect men to pay for me all the time. And let's just forget that he was the one who insisted we go out. But to actually suggest that I pay for his ticket as well since I have work and he does not?!

Talk is fine and I like conversation. But to court me already and promise the heaven and earth already on the first date? To tell me that he likes me because "kahibaw siya asa siya lugar" and "ganahan niya sakto lang ug dili lang kaayo gwapa kanang kapareho lang niya ug level"?! Pareho mi level? When he barely even knows me!

He actually thought I'd stutter and get kilig after he tells me that he never stopped thinking about me already after that first encounter. Heller!? Like as if that's not the most over-used line of boys. Sus, pacute-cute pa murag gwapo. Pa-sandig-sandig pa sa abaga nako... Hoy, ondong, aren't you getting just a little bit more cozy than you should be, eh?

I wish I could be more crude, and there and then I would have slapped him off already. All he did was ruin my wonderful movie viewing experience with his nonsense talk.

But yeah, I enjoyed the movie... just the movie. hahahahahahaha